I guess we'll just have to adjust,

thetwoteddybeardoctors:

"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive

thecatwhisperer:

lickypickystickyme:

I know it was a damn long scroll, but you are not going to tell me you didn’t enjoy every inch of it.

[And of course some ridiculous editor marks these up as “sandwiches for men”. Move your penis so I can grab a sandwich, Buster!]

Yes this is good yes this pleases me

TAGGED WITH: #long post
vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

ACTUALLY SO UPSET BECAUSE THE MEDICAL BOARD OF CANADA JUST RULED THAT MEDICAL MARIJUANA IS INAPPROPRIATE TO GIVE TO PATIENTS UNDER 25 AND FOR THOSE SUFFERING FROM ANXIETY?!!!!!!

LIKE.

OKAY.

WAY TO CUT ME DOWN TWICE BEFORE I CAN EVEN TRY.

IM LAUGHING SO HARDk
the best thing bout the af fam is that many of us follow each other, so you see one post several times, in a row

the bad?????? thing is that if they’re a long post, you also see them several times, in a row

but then they’re hilarious like right now where i saw 3 “i was so worried i baked a whole cake” in a row

— I did this radio show and the deejay asks me, ‘What if you woke up tomorrow and you were beautiful?’
What do you mean ‘what if’?
He said, ‘What if you woke up and you were blonde and you had blue eyes and you were 5’11 and you weighed 100 pounds and you were beautiful? What would you do?’
And I said, ‘Well, I probably wouldn’t get up ‘cause I’d be too weak to stand.’
And I felt very sorry for him, ‘cause if that’s the only kind of person that you think is beautiful, you must not see very much beauty in the world.
And I think everybody is beautiful. And if you don’t think that I am beautiful, you are missing out. Because I am so beautiful.

Margaret Cho: Beautiful (via justanothersinger)

I want this tattooed on the inside of everyone’s eyelids.

(via aka14kgold)

I woulda smoove cussed his ass out on air.

That’s so fucked up

(via tashabilities)

unreconstructedfangirl:

deputychairman:

daiquiriquinto:

If I had a cat.

Emma Thompson is my role model

Love this.

low-country:

Louise Leconte - 2012 collection ‘Apostasy’
(site)

low-country:

Louise Leconte - 2012 collection ‘Apostasy

(site)

black-boys:

Raphael Balzer at MiLK Model Management

black-boys:

Raphael Balzer at MiLK Model Management

TAGGED WITH: #oh my god

kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

THEME BY JUBILEE
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