make me a mini playlist starting with each letter in my name?
WHY? BECAUSE YOU’RE WONDERFUL AND YOU KIND OF LIKE ME.
JOAN I-AM-DISSECTING-A-BODY-IN-THE-MIDDLE-OF-THE-NIGHT-WE-ARE-NOT-HAVING-A-MOMENT WATSON
yo im no doctor
but donating blood is the best way to get drunk because
1) you donate a pint sober and clean and good, and you can save someone’s life
2) you just did a good thing so you deserbe a treat and considering you’are a pint of blood lighter if you replace that with alcohol, you are d-o-n-e and it’s grrrrrrrreat