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Thu, 24th of April

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

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Thu, 24th of April

sansgod:

if boys hands worked the clit like they work video game controllers maybe the world would be a better place

  this is the prayer to the world   amen   with 43,340 notes
Thu, 24th of April

7 Filthy Jokes You Didn't Notice in Shakespeare

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Thu, 24th of April

theuppitynegras:

hello professor I can’t come to math class today lupita nyong’o was named the most beautiful woman in the world april 23rd is now a religious holiday for me

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Wed, 23rd of April

vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what

Wed, 23rd of April

bdbdb:

Brush Up Your Shakespeare from Kiss Me Kate

The girls today in society
Go for classical poetry,
So to win their hearts one must quote with ease
Aeschylus and Euripides.
But the poet of them all
Who will start ‘em simply ravin’
Is the poet people call
The bard of Stratford-on-Avon.

Brush up your Shakespeare,
Start quoting him now.
Brush up your Shakespeare
And the women you will wow.
Just declaim a few lines from “Othella”
And they think you’re a heckuva fella.
If your blonde won’t respond when you flatter ‘er
Tell her what Tony told Cleopaterer,
And if still, to be shocked, she pretends well,
Just remind her that “All’s Well That Ends Well.”
Brush up your Shakespeare
And they’ll all kowtow.

Brush up your Shakespeare,
Start quoting him now.
Brush up your Shakespeare
And the women you will wow.
If your goil is a Washington Heights dream
Treat the kid to “A Midsummer Night Dream.”
If she fights when her clothes you are mussing,
What are clothes? “Much Ado About Nussing.”
If she says your behavior is heinous
Kick her right in the “Coriolanus.”
Brush up your Shakespeare
And they’ll all kowtow,
And they’ll all kowtow,
And they’ll all kowtow.

Brush up your Shakespeare,
Start quoting him now.
Brush up your Shakespeare
And the women you will wow.

Brush up your Shakespeare
And they’ll all kowtow.

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Wed, 23rd of April
Wed, 23rd of April

breakingnews:

Lupita Nyong’o named People’s Most Beautiful Person

TODAY: Lupita Nyong’o is People’s Most Beautiful person for 2014, the magazine revealed Wednesday morning on TODAY. The Oscar winner with the perfect smile and the style to match beams from a cover that promises “her inspiring story.”

Follow more entertainment news at Breaking News

Photo: Getty Images via NBCNews.com

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Wed, 23rd of April

Black death was not spread by rats fleas, say researchers

archaeologicalnews:

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Archaeologists and forensic scientists who have examined 25 skeletons unearthed in the Clerkenwell area of London a year ago believe they have uncovered the truth about the nature of the Black Death that ravaged Britain and Europe in the mid-14th century.

Analysis of the bodies and of wills registered in London at the time has cast doubt on “facts” that every schoolchild has learned for decades: that the epidemic was caused by a highly contagious strain spread by the fleas on rats.

Now evidence taken from the human remains found in Charterhouse Square, to the north of the City of London, during excavations carried out as part of the construction of the Crossrail train line, have suggested a different cause: only an airborne infection could have spread so fast and killed so quickly. Read more.

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Wed, 23rd of April

moosetachefeels:

hitlersbreastmilk:

The year is 1730. A lone teenage girl sits up at 11 pm writing frantically in her diary. ‘WOE IS ME!!! I CAN NOT BELIEVE SHAKESPEARE RN WHY DID HE MAKE ROMIET CANON’

#ROMECUTIO WAS TOTALLY WHERE THAT WAS GOING

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Wed, 23rd of April

schmergo:

There ain’t no party like a Capulet party, ‘cause a Capulet party introduces the plot

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Wed, 23rd of April
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Wed, 23rd of April

themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.

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Wed, 23rd of April

richardreedparty:

sometimes you just gotta listen to coldplay